24
May
11

EYE SPY: TEN THINGS TO NEVER, EVER, EVER PUT IN A CHILD’S ROOM

I found this laying around my office, flipped it open and landed on this page. If you weren’t aware of the rules, here they are as described in Seth Grahame-Smith’s book, “How To Survive A Horror Movie.”

TEN THINGS TO NEVER, EVER, EVER PUT IN A CHILD’S ROOM:
1. Any representation of a clown.
2. Indoor play tents.
3. Windows.
4.Doors.
5.One of those toy monkeys that bang cymbals together.
6.Framed photographs of dead relatives,
7.Ouija boards.
8. Any crucifix featuring an open-eyed Jesus.
9. Beds with more than four inches between the box spring and floor.
10. Closets.

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